In a FIRST for KelTec, they're giving you $100 bucks if you grab a Sub2K! ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
[TOP SECRET TRANSMISSION] Greetings Earthling, Maxx your extraterrestrial promo-bringer here with an out-of-this-world gun deal.👽 Although your species has some questionable traditions..... (please explain the appeal of Crocs footwear, you odd creature).... other traditions, like that of the KelTec Sub2000 foldie-boi variety, are quite impressive.
And at an out-of-this-world price of only $299.99 after rebate, you'd be out of your humanoid mind to say no to such savings. 🚀 You won't find a better price for this gun, on earth OR anywhere else in the universe, Shooter. **while supplies last** [THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5…4…3…] | |  | | Kel-Tec Sub-2000 9mm Luger 16.25" 15+1 Black Adjustable Stock SUB2K9GLK19BBLKHC FDS |
| | | | | | | | | Psssst... If you're new around here: Maxx is The Depot's extraterrestrial marketing staff representative.... you'll see him when irresistible, extra special, 💥otherworldly💥 discounts and deals come around! | | | | | |
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